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These are some lies we made up about La Pine.
A gargantuan reindeer can repeatedly be noticed flickering a flash light by the side of a secluded highway outside La Pine at midnight.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may be noticed frequently hanging out in a vacant home in La Pine.
The ghost of a bound up guy is every so often seen around midnight crawling out of The Dead Slough soaked in slime.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood may every so often be made out appearing bloodcurdling in La Pine State Park on a dark night.
A man with a big hole through his chest has repeatedly been perceived standing by a secluded road next to La Pine.
The martian crew member of a UFO is often perceived howling at the watcher to disappear in Fall River.
A guy with the head of a beast has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions going nuts next to Fall River Falls very late at night.
An martian explorer from another world can often be witnessed around
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midnight fluttering across Dorrance Meadow.
A woman on fire, carrying a kerosene container can be made out repeatedly up on the top of Cruiser Butte stacking stones.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has once in a while been distinguished in a residence in La Pine.
The Loch Ness Monster is every so often distinguished drinking
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blood from a jar by Bull Bend.
A massive bear has supposedly been made out on frequent instances in a La Pine trailer.
A very large giraffe may sometimes be made out becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot was noticed smoking a cigar in Deschutes National Forest quite near the park headquarters. The ghost mumbled about avenging a slaying. Lots of folks who live here allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through La Pine some decades ago. Nevertheless, this spirit indisputably is chilling; one that is rather not interrupted.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship came into view by the entrance to Crater Lake National Park verbalizing into the thin air.
A woman with a blue face was distinguished at midnight following a passing pickup on a gloomy road in the vicinity of La Pine. The eye witness was frightened and fled.
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Ghost Sightings From La Pine
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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