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These are some lies we made up about Klamath Falls.
An martian traveler from space was noticed in a Klamath Falls house.
Aristotle has regularly been distinguished walking along a wild highway outside Klamath Falls.
An alien from the cosmos is repeatedly distinguished at Rainbow Bay very late at night staring down into the water.
A massive otter can regularly be made out at Billie Creek after midnight tossing stones into the flowing water.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be spotted often hurling pieces of wood down by Crystalline Spring at midnight.
A Seismosaurus has once in a while been seen coming into view in a closet mirror.
An martian voyager from another planet is every so often seen swallowing blood from a cup up on Brown Mountain.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has allegedly been seen on many instances creeping out of Bull Swamp drenched in dirty water around midnight. One of the local residents determinedly claims that this
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spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Klamath Falls local person.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has repeatedly been noticed smoking a pipe at Fourmile Lake Dam around midnight.
An enormous ox is repeatedly made out gazing across Fourmile Flat Quarry late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another world has allegedly
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been observed on frequent occasions seeking a man down by the waterfront at Eb Lake.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can regularly be distinguished having a seat in an armchair in a mobile home in close proximity to Klamath Falls.
The spirit of a youthful female outfitted as a house keeper has occasionally been noticed around midnight following a passing Toyota on a dark highway near Klamath Falls.
The ghost of a dispossessed man is occasionally noticed attempting to grip something in Crater Lake National Park by the ranger station. A number of of the people here claim this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Klamath Falls long ago. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The Wizard of Oz is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions raking leaves in the garden of a trailer in Klamath Falls.
The ghost of a young cowboy can once in a while be perceived shifting orbs around in Casey State
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Park quite near the ranger station. It's been asserted that this individual ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Klamath Falls some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Klamath Falls
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Ghost Sightings From Klamath Falls
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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