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The ghost of a man having on a police force outfit may frequently be observed staggering from apartment to apartment on a dark night on an Independence residential road. A number of people declare this spirit may be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Independence long ago.
A space alien from the Moon may be observed very often by Ash Creek reading a newsletter.
A space man from another world has every now and then been seen sitting at a table in an Independence mobile home.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is sometimes distinguished late at night marveling at Independence Bend.
An alien from planet Neptune is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances gazing at people in an Independence apartment through an air vent.
A massive orangutan may every now and then be spotted down beside the water at Tyson Island struggling to snatch something.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was made out
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laundering a blood-splattered jacket in Cauthorn Spring at night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was seen hovering across American Bottom in the early morning hours before sunrise. This ghost is very active in this neighborhood; there have been many additional accounts of this particular ghost. No matter what,
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it indisputably is a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter late at night.
A space invader came into view studying Doves Bar in detail at night.
An Anchisaurus was noticed at Earl Kennel Dam around midnight looking at the scenery.
A colossal chinchilla has often been distinguished surveying the surroundings from the pinnacle of Cadle Hill late at night.
Goldilocks has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances in Eola Bend County Park late at night turning toward the witness.
The phantom of an aged gentleman with a long gray mustache can frequently be perceived screaming at the bystander to disappear beside the water at Boyle Lakes. One thing is for sure, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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