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These are some lies we made up about Hebo.
A chilling skeleton was witnessed going bananas by Alder Creek. When the ghost was noticed it vanished into the night.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire materialized in Farmer Creek Rest Area late in the night chucking pieces of wood. Scared by the onlookers the ghost faded away into the dark.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO was seen on the shore of Cedar Lake mounding pebbles.
A space alien from the Moon came into view slurping water from Davidson Spring late at night.
A very large hyena was observed in a Hebo area grocery store, pacing the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Hebo
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Ghost Sightings From Hebo
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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