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These are some lies we made up about Harrisburg.
A gigantic ferret may regularly be made out in a Harrisburg area supermarket, marching the aisles.
An alien from another solar system may be noticed very frequently by Harpers Bend shouting.
The menacing ghost of a conquistador has every so often been made out looking after midnight on a park bench in Harrisburg. One thing's for guaranteed, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into after midnight.
The Mothman is occasionally distinguished trying to verbalize something up on Bond Butte.
A massive mandrill is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions checking out Bells Shute Bar in detail late in the night.
A scary skeleton can every now and then be perceived drifting along Bishop Creek at midnight. In any event, this spirit sure is menacing; one that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
A massive boar has frequently been witnessed staggering through a mobile home in Harrisburg.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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