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These are some lies we made up about Grass Valley.
The ghost of a gentleman in army attire can now and then be spotted at Draw Creek around midnight throwing chunks of concrete into the stream. Folks here claim that this spirit is that of a local person who resided here in Grass Valley some decades ago. In any event, this phantom certainly is menacing; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
A medieval armor without a human being inside was observed at Bibby Dam at night looking for a picture. There have been many tales about this spirit in the neighborhood.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft came into sight down next to the shore at Wilson Reservoir munching on a fish.
An ET from planet Mercury showed up down by Hill Spring at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
A giant ram was observed reading a pamphlet in Bronx Canyon late in the night.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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