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These are some lies we made up about Gilchrist.
An old knight's armor devoid of a person inside has allegedly been noticed on several instances taking a rest at a table in a Gilchrist residence guzzling blood from a glass. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Gilchrist local person.
A space man can occasionally be seen in the early morning hours before sunrise looking over Bingham Park.
A colossal parrot was seen munching on a chicken drumstick up on Crescent Butte.
A half translucent gentleman dressed as the skipper of a vessel appeared leading a guided visit of Walker Rim to a troop of ghosts in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost did not care that there was somebody other in attendance.
A very large kangaroo was observed laundering a bloody rag in Boundary Spring after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Gilchrist
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Ghost Sightings From Gilchrist
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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