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These are some lies we made up about Fort Rock.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a handy man has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances gazing at the view from the pinnacle of Amota Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a man having on a law enforcement uniform can be made out very often in a flat in the vicinity of Fort Rock.
An martian explorer from the cosmos is once in a while seen near Deschutes National Forest shuffling orbs around.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may sometimes be spotted seeking a book underneath a parked VW in a Fort Rock parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a big gray beard has regularly been noticed in a Fort Rock area grocery store, staggering the aisles. Several of the residents claim this phantom may be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Fort Rock. One thing is for guaranteed, it sure is a creepy spirit that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Rock
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Rock
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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