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These are some lies we made up about Diamond.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a cord around her neck may occasionally be spotted at the stroke of midnight soaring over Diamond Valley. One of the locals firmly claims that this ghost may be the soul of a local who died here in Diamond a long time ago.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen in the middle of Booners Creek slurping gasoline.
A very large kid came into sight beside Antler Seep before sunrise smoking a pipe.
An incredibly terrifying ghost was witnessed at Smyth Dam before dawn reading a magazine. Several sightings of this spirit have been described. No matter what, this is an intimidating ghost that you would not want to bump into on a dark night.
The phantom of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a wooden leg became visible browsing through garbage cans on a Diamond road. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been many additional accounts of this precise ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Diamond
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Ghost Sightings From Diamond
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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