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These are some lies we made up about Dexter.
The ghost of a youthful man in a confederate uniform was spotted raking leaves in the garden of a residence in Dexter. The arrival of the onlooker startled the ghost who then vanished.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy was seen looking at the water by Dexter Dam at midnight.
The spirit of a shackled up man was made out trying to say something in Dexter State Park before dawn. The ghost mentioned revenging a murder. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a youthful female covered in blood has repeatedly been observed attempting to touch something in a sail boat on Dexter Reservoir. According to what the people who live here argue, this spirit is that of a local resident who existed here in Dexter before the present. Regardless of what people say, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling spirit that you do not want to come across around midnight.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso is
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often observed by a person fishing by a lake near Dexter. Locals here who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost loves startling foolish folks who are brave enough to interrupt the tranquility in Dexter. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Dexter
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Ghost Sightings From Dexter
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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