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These are some lies we made up about Detroit.
A Brachiosaurus is sometimes noticed devouring a cookie alongside a secluded highway near Detroit at the stroke of midnight.
A huge coati has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions in Detroit Lake State Park in the early morning hours hauling a corpse through some bushes.
A space man from another world can now and then be made out leading a conducted excursion of Blowout Cliff to a troop of ghosts before sunrise.
The spirit of a critically scorched female was perceived fly fishing from the shore of Giebeler Lake late at night. Panicked by the viewers the ghost made its way into the darkness. According to what the folks who live here declare, this spirit may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Detroit some time ago. One thing's for certain, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be avoided.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft became visible staying in a neglected structure in Detroit.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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