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These are some lies we made up about Depoe Bay.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has frequently been observed screaming at the bystander to stay away in a rubber raft on North Depoe Bay Creek Reservoir.
A very large cheetah is often spotted gazing down into the water at Boiler Bay very late at night.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship is known to have been noticed on several instances in Flat Rock before sunrise digging a crater.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos may regularly be spotted at a pay phone in Depoe Bay using the phone.
A space alien from Mars has every so often been noticed at Butterfield Riffle before dawn drinking blood from a container.
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Ghost Sightings From Depoe Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Depoe Bay
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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