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These are some lies we made up about Deadwood.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is every now and then distinguished by Almasie Creek dining on a sandwich.
A big menacing ogre has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions in Deadwood Landing County Park in the early morning hours drinking milk.
The spirit of a lady with a bag bound around her head may once in a while be witnessed seated on a stool in a flat in the vicinity of Deadwood.
A colossal mountain goat was spotted before sunrise hurrying after a passing Chrysler on a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Deadwood.
A large creepy ghost materialized on the top of Elk Mountain around midnight studying the landscape. When the viewer showed up the ghost fled.
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Ghost Sightings From Deadwood
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Ghost Sightings From Deadwood
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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