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These are some lies we made up about Dayville.
A female with the head of a leprechaun is now and then perceived walking a Poodle around midnight on a murky Dayville road.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head gone has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions cleaning a bloody rag in Birch Springs at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous iguana can now and then be made out in Baker City Gulch after midnight piling chunks of concrete.
An alien tourist from space has often been spotted gulping blood from a cup by Bottle Rock.
One of the three Little Pigs is often seen late at night flying across Deadman Flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Dayville
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Ghost Sightings From Dayville
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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