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These are some lies we made up about Dayton.
A gargantuan elk was spotted in a desolate area in close proximity to Dayton.
The martian navigator of a UFO came into view around midnight giving a guided excursion of Carey Bend to a crowd of ghosts.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was noticed at Cole and Forrester Dam very late at night pointing at the watcher.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was perceived at San Salvador Beach late in the night staring at the waves at the waterfront.
A space invader has frequently been observed going out of control in Allison Bar at night.
An alien traveler from space is repeatedly spotted glancing over Beaver Island before sunrise.
A huge elephant has been said to have been made out on many instances obliterating a map down at Big Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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