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These are some lies we made up about Days Creek.
A very large koodoo has regularly been distinguished late in the night checking out Bailey Gulch in detail.
Henry VIII has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions screaming at the observer to stay away up on Bland Mountain.
A gargantuan lamb can regularly be spotted emerging in a restroom mirror.
A gigantic eland may be witnessed repeatedly at Ash Creek before sunrise heaving chunks of concrete into the stream.
A very large armadillo has from time to time been noticed in Hill County Wayside at the stroke of midnight concealing a corpse by a big rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Days Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Days Creek
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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