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These are some lies we made up about Dallas.
A man that turned into a vampire is regularly distinguished rummaging around in trash container on a Dallas avenue. In any event, this is an intimidating phantom that is preferably not upset.
Genghis Khan has supposedly been observed on a few instances on a Dallas road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien technician of a flying saucer may repeatedly be observed carving a cavity in Gilliam Swale at the stroke of midnight.
An alien voyager from another galaxy may be spotted very often annihilating a picture beside the waterfront at Alsip Reservoir.
An extraterrestrial from another world is once in a while made out surveying the surroundings from the peak of Mount Baldy late at night.
An enormous addax has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions in Baskett Slough National Wildlife Refuge on a dark night swallowing water.
A shining human body may once in a while be witnessed taking pleasure in the landscape
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at Morgan Brothers Dam on a dark night. According to the folks who live here, this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Dallas. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to meet very late at night.
The alien captain of a UFO was made out by Applegate Creek reading a magazine.
The ghost
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of a youthful man having on a jacket became visible staring at a man sleeping on a mattress in a home in Dallas. The spirit didn't seem to be anxious by the observers.
A decapitated guy was perceived trying on shoes in a Dallas flat. The ghost nodded to the eye witness.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-splattered uniform materialized ascending out from a manhole on a Dallas road around midnight. The ghost was ingested by the thin air after being noticed.
The Loch Ness Monster was distinguished in Bald Peak State Park quite near the park headquarters howling.
A giant salamander was distinguished performing a melody on a harp in a Dallas apartment.
A very large mink has repeatedly been spotted in a mirror in a Dallas trailer; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has been said to have been spotted on a few instances seeking a picture next to a parked Pontiac in a Dallas parking lot very late at night.
A colossal moose can frequently be spotted
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in a Dallas area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Dallas
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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