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The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has once in a while been perceived taking pleasure in the landscape at Meadow Lake Dam before dawn.
An alien from Jupiter is every now and then made out shuffling orbs about on the water's edge of Meadow Lake.
The ghost of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform has been seen on one or two instances soaring over Meadow Lake Valley late at night.
A space alien from deep space may once in a while be distinguished facing the watcher in the middle of Anderson Creek.
The ghost of a street bum was noticed at Brookside Spring at night howling at the eye witness to go away. The bystander ran away immediately after he set eyes on the ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Dairy
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Ghost Sightings From Dairy
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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