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These are some lies we made up about Culver.
A gigantic gorilla was noticed climbing out from a manhole on a Culver avenue at the stroke of midnight.
The alien commander of a UFO showed up playing a melody on a flute in a Culver trailer.
A gigantic guinea pig was noticed screaming in Crooked River Gorge at midnight.
A frightening being was made out by Haystack Dam after midnight staring at the water. The witness escaped after she set eyes on the ghost.
Christopher Columbus is frequently perceived in a mirror in a Culver residence; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Culver
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Ghost Sightings From Culver
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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