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These are some lies we made up about Creswell.
A sizeable chilling ogre has been said to have been observed on one or two instances being carried by a donkey alongside a road close to Creswell.
A gigantic tapir can every now and then be perceived by Snow Slough frightening folks.
A scary creature has frequently been observed rearranging orbs around in Camas Swale in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly observed dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Bear Creek after midnight.
An alien has allegedly been seen on several occasions gazing irritably at the eye witness up on the pinnacle of Cougar Mountain.
A gigantic hedgehog may regularly be distinguished at a public phone in Creswell making a telephone call.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object may be observed time and again hollowing out a hollow down a deserted highway near Creswell at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from planet Mars
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has every now and then been observed stacking rocks down beside the shore at Eppenbaugh Reservoir.
The ghost of a coal-miner is once in a while distinguished gazing down into the water at Duck Bay around midnight.
A female with a moderately transparent body has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions being in an empty house
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in Creswell. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Creswell local resident.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be made out concealing a body by a big boulder in 52 & Willamette City Park on a dark night.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was spotted riding on a moped on a dark highway near Creswell. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed very often around here.
A space invader showed up smoking a cigar in Dexter State Park outside the park headquarters.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship materialized in a mobile home in Creswell.
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Ghost Sightings From Creswell
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Ghost Sightings From Creswell
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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