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These are some lies we made up about Crescent.
A massive lizard is every now and then noticed staring over Bingham Park very late at night.
A gargantuan seal has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances staring at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a house in Crescent.
A big bloodcurdling giant can occasionally be spotted checking out Black Rock late in the night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system was made out trying on clothes in a Crescent home.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system showed up smoking a cigar up on the peak of Black Rock Butte.
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Ghost Sightings From Crescent
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Ghost Sightings From Crescent
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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