Crater Lake, Oregon Lies


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The ghost of a zinc-miner has frequently been seen hurling boulders outside Crater Lake National Park.

An ET from the cosmos is repeatedly noticed up on the summit of Applegate Peak piling rocks.

The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances trashing a map down at the water at Chaski Bay.

A massive anteater may frequently be spotted having a seat at a coffee table in a Crater Lake mobile home.

An extremely large mare has from time to time been distinguished in a secluded place outside Crater Lake.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Crater Lake



Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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