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These are some lies we made up about Crane.
The ghost of a destitute guy is often observed yelling at the watcher to go away at Alder Creek Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has been said to have been distinguished on one or two occasions down at Cold Spring at midnight going crazy.
Snow White can frequently be distinguished by Alder Creek throwing pebbles.
A gargantuan puma may be spotted time and again on a dark night examining Cow Canyon in detail.
A huge alpaca has now and then been noticed by Beaver Tables piling pieces of wood.
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Ghost Sightings From Crane
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Ghost Sightings From Crane
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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