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These are some lies we made up about Cove.
A woman with worms crawling out of her eye sockets was spotted meditating by the shore at Elmers Reservoir 1. Several stories of this ghost have been reported.
A space man is regularly distinguished by Grays Slough shifting orbs about.
A massive vicuna has been perceived on a small number of instances downing water from Cove Hot Springs before sunrise.
The spirit of a chained up lady can regularly be observed pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Bobington Branch around midnight.
A Plateosaurus has sometimes been distinguished checking out Gasset Bluff before dawn.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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