|
| |
Cottage Grove, Oregon Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Cottage Grove.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions walking a German Shepherd in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Cottage Grove residential road.
The phantom of a seriously mangled hunter pulling a dead cougar may often be seen watching shows in a Cottage Grove living room before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Venus may be witnessed frequently in Gap before sunrise weeping.
A space alien from another world has once in a while been witnessed floating down Barrett Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a rope around her neck is every now and then seen flying across Rattlesnake Prairie late at night. Lots of local residents claim this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Cottage Grove a long time ago. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant spirit that you would not want to encounter
| |
|
at midnight.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft may sometimes be perceived at Cottage Grove Dam around midnight enjoying the scenery.
An enormously creepy spirit has repeatedly been made out on the shore of Eppenbaugh Reservoir thinking. Folks here say that this phantom is that of a resident who lived here in Cottage Grove before
| |
| |
the present. Regardless of what people say, it's undoubtedly a terrifying ghost that any sensible person would not want to come across.
A huge sloth is repeatedly spotted at Duck Bay late in the night staring down into the water.
A space invader from planet Pluto has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions browsing through trash cans on a Cottage Grove road.
An alien from another planet can repeatedly be observed in Snow Slough before sunrise attempting to hide a corpse.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his right hand may be made out repeatedly up on Chapman Butte gazing furiously at the eye witness. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost likes scaring foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in Cottage Grove.
Henry VIII is every so often noticed on a Cottage Grove residential road around midnight.
The phantom of a waitress is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions hurling stones in Blue Mountain County Park very
|
|
late at night. One of the people who live here determinedly declares that this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Cottage Grove some time ago. Nonetheless, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Cottage Grove
Submit a lie about Cottage Grove, Oregon:
Other untruthful towns near Cottage Grove, Oregon:
Creswell, Oregon, 6 miles away
Dorena, Oregon, 12 miles away
Lorane, Oregon, 13 miles away
Pleasant Hill, Oregon, 14 miles away
Springfield, Oregon, 14 miles away
Yoncalla, Oregon, 16 miles away
Eugene, Oregon, 16 miles away
Dexter, Oregon, 17 miles away
Culp Creek, Oregon, 19 miles away
Lowell, Oregon, 21 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Oregon
|
Ghost Sightings From Cottage Grove
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
MORE JOKES
|
