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These are some lies we made up about Corvallis.
The ghost of a teen girl may be perceived repeatedly searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Corvallis trailer around midnight.
A character with a skeleton face sporting shady robes has occasionally been observed in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Lewisburg Saddle in detail.
A female with an axe in her head is every so often witnessed looking at folks in a Corvallis trailer through a door crack. Some of the people here assert this ghost likes terrifying unwise people who have the nerve to interrupt the serenity in Corvallis. Whichever way, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that should be stayed away from.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer is known to have been perceived on many occasions after midnight ascending out of Stewart Slough drenched in slime.
A massive mouse can from time to time be distinguished down next to Sulphur Springs before dawn guzzling blood from a beaker.
A drifting phantom
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was noticed at night floating down Alder Creek. The ghost mentioned avenging an assassination.
The ghost of an airliner pilot emerged in a wild spot near Corvallis. The onlooker panicked and fled.
Ludwig van Beethoven was observed drinking gasoline up on the apex of Bald Hill.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy
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came into view beside a lofty tree in Adair Tract State Forest smoking a cigar.
An enormous ocelot was perceived looking at the water by Clemens Log Pond Dam very late at night.
A space invader from planet Mars has repeatedly been spotted in a rubber raft on Clemens Log Pond searching for a man.
A Tyrannosaurus is regularly witnessed hiding a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Adair County Park before dawn.
An extremely large hippopotamus has been said to have been seen on a handful of instances admiring Half Moon Bend at the stroke of midnight.
A very large parrot may often be seen walking by the side of a dark highway close to Corvallis.
An alien from another galaxy may be seen very frequently sending an envelope at a Corvallis post office.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been noticed trying to touch something outside Ellmaker State Park.
An ET from Venus is every so often distinguished guzzling gas from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Corvallis.
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scary ghost of a Barbarian has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions discussing into the thin air as if somebody else was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Corvallis
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Ghost Sightings From Corvallis
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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