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These are some lies we made up about Cornelius.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman came into view being carried by a Harley on a gloomy road right next door to Cornelius. Further people around here have had matching incidents with the same ghost. According to the people who live here, this phantom may perhaps be a renowned old days local of Cornelius.
A space invader was distinguished in Alpine Park late in the night trying to say something.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft was seen bass fishing from the shore of Council Reservoir on a dark night.
A colossal fox has repeatedly been perceived in a Cornelius residence.
The ghost of a hobo has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions at Bailey Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the surroundings. No matter what, it's a creepy phantom that you wouldn't want to encounter before sunrise.
An martian traveler from the cosmos can regularly be seen at the stroke of midnight checking out Jackson Bottom.
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spirit of a young-looking woman soaked in blood can be distinguished frequently by Banks Creek gazing crossly at the bystander.
A space invader from planet Saturn has every now and then been witnessed yelling at the onlooker to leave up on the apex of Fern Hill.
A gigantic squirrel is sometimes noticed in Bald Peak State Park near the
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ranger station throwing bricks.
An extremely large musk-ox has been said to have been made out on numerous instances coming into view in a washroom mirror.
A huge camel can once in a while be made out having a seat in an armchair in a flat next to Cornelius.
A massive waterbuck is often seen before sunrise exploring Patton Valley in detail.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress has purportedly been distinguished on a few instances in the backseat of a car by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night. A lot of folks who live here say this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Cornelius local.
A Plateosaurus may frequently be witnessed pulling up weeds in the front yard of a residence in Cornelius.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso can be seen very often right by Fort Clatsop National Memorial reading a book.
A space invader from another solar system has every now and then been seen by an old woman canoeing in a river in close proximity to Cornelius.
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huge horse is occasionally distinguished seated in a chair in a trailer in Cornelius.
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Ghost Sightings From Cornelius
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Ghost Sightings From Cornelius
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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