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The spirit of a female having a word etched into her cheek may every now and then be witnessed drinking diesel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Condon.
A large frightening giant was spotted in Burns Park at midnight sniveling.
An alien from another world was noticed on the top of Bulls Eye Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing at the vista.
A giant squirrel became visible fluttering across Pothole at midnight.
Issac Newton was made out trying to grasp something in Beecher Flat Canyon late in the night.
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him. - What are you doing? Asked Delbert. - No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles. Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice. - Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology. The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show. - I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap. Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles? - He can't get his heads into the jar. Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish. - Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it. - I know Delbert, let's drown it. Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race. - Wow Arthur! Did you win? - No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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