|
| |
Columbia City, Oregon Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Columbia City.
A gargantuan polar bear may once in a while be observed in Boise Cascade Park in the early morning hours hiding a dead body by a large rock.
A female with larvae crawling out of her nostrils has regularly been spotted standing by a secluded highway near Columbia City.
The ghost of a tied up female is frequently distinguished giving a conducted exploration of Warrior Rock to a group of ghosts at night.
An ET from the cosmos is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances at Cathlacom Point late at night looking down into the water.
Marco Polo may repeatedly be seen looking by Benham Slough.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Columbia City
Submit a lie about Columbia City, Oregon:
Other untruthful towns near Columbia City, Oregon:
Saint Helens, Oregon, 4 miles away
Warren, Oregon, 6 miles away
Deer Island, Oregon, 8 miles away
Scappoose, Oregon, 11 miles away
Rainier, Oregon, 13 miles away
North Plains, Oregon, 19 miles away
Hillsboro, Oregon, 20 miles away
Beaverton, Oregon, 20 miles away
Lake Oswego, Oregon, 24 miles away
Banks, Oregon, 24 miles away
Cornelius, Oregon, 24 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Oregon
|
Ghost Sightings From Columbia City
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
MORE JOKES
|
