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These are some lies we made up about Colton.
A colossal chameleon can regularly be distinguished being in an abandoned farmhouse in Colton.
An Icthyosaurus can be distinguished frequently by Beaver Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
A gigantic chimpanzee has occasionally been spotted checking out Finn Rock at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal ibex is once in a while spotted in Metzler Park Recreation Site around midnight glugging down gasoline.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has been said to have been perceived on numerous occasions smoking a pipe by Alder Creek.
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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