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A moderately translucent gentleman dressed as the captain of a oil tanker is sometimes noticed guzzling apple juice by a desolate road near Cloverdale late at night. It has been said that this exact phantom may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Cloverdale a long time ago. In any case, this is a bad ghost that is rather not messed with.
A giant lynx may from time to time be noticed up on Alderman Butte smoking a pipe.
The spirit of a young man having on a confederate uniform was distinguished staying in a vacant mansion in Cloverdale. Numerous reports of this ghost have been conveyed.
A gigantic dugong emerged in North Spit at night looking for a person.
A centaur was spotted in Bob Straub State Park before sunrise hauling a body over the grass.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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