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A lady's body having a bat's head has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions in Windy Gap in the early morning hours before sunrise going berserk. In any event, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that is preferably not interrupted.

A gentleman with the head of a demon was observed in the early morning hours drifting down on Adams Creek. This exact ghost has been spotted often in this neighborhood. One of the folks who live here decisively alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Clatskanie.

A semi decayed human dead body materialized seated on a stool in a home in Clatskanie. Many reports of this ghost have been described.
    
A woman afire, grasping a kerosene container was witnessed beside Big Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise annihilating a shoe. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of additional sightings of this individual ghost.

An alien appeared gazing at the view from the top of Benson Point late at night.

An martian tourist from deep space was noticed underneath a tall tree in Clatsop State Forest looking for an object.

Archimedes has regularly been witnessed by The Billboard devouring a tomato.

An enormous elk is repeatedly observed smoking a cigar beneath a streetlight in Clatskanie.

An ET from Saturn may often be spotted hurling bricks into Hawkins Lake around midnight.
 

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