|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Clackamas.
A man having the head of a leprechaun has from time to time been observed in a clothing store in the Clackamas vicinity.
A semi decomposed human cadaver is every so often noticed scrutinizing Happy Valley in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several of the residents say this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Clackamas a long time ago.
A space man from planet Pluto is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances taking in the scenery at Veterans Dam very late at night.
The spirit of a farmer sporting a worn straw hat can occasionally be observed trying on socks in a Clackamas home.
An ET from another world was noticed nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Clackamas.
A space alien was perceived performing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Clackamas residence.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart appeared down beside the water at Clackamette Cove startling folks.
The alien captain of
| |
|
an unidentified flying object was made out fly fishing from the water's edge of Binford Reservoir at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from Venus was observed hiding a dead body by a big boulder in Abernethy Creek City Park after midnight.
A young-looking girl dressed in a bloody dress has often been perceived viewing the surroundings from
| |
| |
the apex of Grant Butte before dawn.
A space invader from outer space is frequently seen drifting by on Abernethy Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic addax has supposedly been noticed on several occasions by Lonesome Bottom flinging stones.
The Loch Ness Monster may regularly be made out down near Clackamas Rapids in the early morning hours before sunrise piling chunks of concrete.
An extraterrestrial can be witnessed over and over again in a Clackamas school late at night wandering the corridors.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has every so often been noticed seeking a book in Ainsworth State Park near the ranger station.
A space invader from planet Mercury is sometimes distinguished in a house near Clackamas.
A space man from another galaxy has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions searching for a box beside a parked Ford in a Clackamas parking lot around midnight.
A female with a green face has frequently been spotted discussing into the night before dawn by a vending
|
|
machine in Clackamas. Whatever folks verbalize, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Clackamas
Submit a lie about Clackamas, Oregon:
Other untruthful towns near Clackamas, Oregon:
Oregon City, Oregon, 4 miles away
Gladstone, Oregon, 5 miles away
Portland, Oregon, 6 miles away
Gresham, Oregon, 8 miles away
Beavercreek, Oregon, 9 miles away
Fairview, Oregon, 9 miles away
West Linn, Oregon, 9 miles away
Boring, Oregon, 10 miles away
Mulino, Oregon, 10 miles away
Troutdale, Oregon, 10 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Oregon
|
Ghost Sightings From Clackamas
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
MORE JOKES
|
