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These are some lies we made up about Christmas Valley.
The Pied Piper came into sight up on Black Hills reading a newspaper.
A colossal kitten was seen fluttering across the Black Hills before sunrise.
The spirit of a lady having half her head not there was observed crying at Sevan Dam at night. When the spirit was made out it faded away into the night.
A figure with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes has often been witnessed around midnight gazing across Post Lake.
A space man is often seen in Fandango Canyon on a dark night attempting to express something.
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Ghost Sightings From Christmas Valley
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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