|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Chiloquin.
An enormous panther has now and then been witnessed dragging a corpse across the dirt in Collier Memorial State Park around midnight.
An alien vacationer from another solar system is now and then observed searching for a woman right by Collier Memorial State Park.
The ghost of a lady with a sack strapped around her head is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions talking into the thin air as if somebody besides was present.
A fairly transparent guy dressed as the skipper of a freight ship may occasionally be distinguished screaming at Agency Spring before dawn. According to what the locals say, this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Chiloquin in the past.
A space invader from deep space has frequently been observed walking a dog in the early morning hours on a gloomy Chiloquin residential street.
A giant colt is repeatedly perceived by Agency Creek attempting to state something.
A gigantic toad can frequently be seen gazing at the view from the apex of Agency Hill around midnight.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Chiloquin
Submit a lie about Chiloquin, Oregon:
Other untruthful towns near Chiloquin, Oregon:
Sprague River, Oregon, 1 miles away
Fort Klamath, Oregon, 10 miles away
Dairy, Oregon, 23 miles away
Crater Lake, Oregon, 24 miles away
Midland, Oregon, 24 miles away
Chemult, Oregon, 24 miles away
Keno, Oregon, 25 miles away
Klamath Falls, Oregon, 26 miles away
Merrill, Oregon, 36 miles away
Prospect, Oregon, 42 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Oregon
|
Ghost Sightings From Chiloquin
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
MORE JOKES
|
