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These are some lies we made up about Cheshire.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nose may from time to time be made out at Blacktail Creek before dawn flinging pieces of wood into the water. Some of the people who live here argue this ghost loves terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Cheshire. Anyway, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to come across before sunrise.
An ET from another planet has regularly been witnessed late at night studying Chris Fur Canyon in detail.
An alien is repeatedly made out beside Barrett Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise smoking a cigar.
An alien traveler from another planet has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Neil Lake at night.
A space invader from Jupiter can regularly be seen in Alderwood State Park very late at night dragging a cadaver over rocks.
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Ghost Sightings From Cheshire
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Ghost Sightings From Cheshire
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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