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These are some lies we made up about Chemult.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady may repeatedly be witnessed up on Buckeye Butte twinkling a lantern. Regardless of what folks say, it's a terrifying spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
An ET from planet Pluto has once in a while been spotted by Diamond Crater reasoning.
A dark snake that shape-shifted into a female has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions before dawn drifting by on Bear Creek.
A space man from outer space can once in a while be perceived attempting to conceal a dead body in Beaver Marsh around midnight.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has often been made out hovering in the air like a blimp in Chemult.
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Ghost Sightings From Chemult
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Ghost Sightings From Chemult
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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