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The ghost of a young Indian combatant has every so often been made out sitting at the dining table in a Central Point flat devastating a bag. A number of of the folks who live in this town assert this phantom likes scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Central Point.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is every so often perceived at night fluttering across Agate Desert.
A massive camel has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances by Lower Table Rock guzzling apple juice.
A Centrosaurus can once in a while be witnessed in Kelly Slough at the stroke of midnight attempting to deposit a cadaver.
A massive zebra is frequently seen staring at the water by Duggan Dam at night.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack grasping a large axe is rumored to have been observed on several instances reading a pamphlet in Bear Creek Park late at night. Whatever folks exclaim, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling
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phantom that is better not upset.
An enormous pony may repeatedly be observed staggering through a residence in Central Point.
A colossal puma has every so often been witnessed sobbing on the shore of Cable Reservoir.
The terrifying phantom of a Gaul has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions staring up on the apex of
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Bellinger Hill.
A guy that turned into a vampire was noticed studying Curry Gulch in detail before dawn. The spirit did not mind that there was somebody other nearby. It has been said that this exact phantom could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Central Point a long time ago.
A glow-in-the-dark human figure materialized mounted on a llama by the side of a highway outside Central Point. When the eye witness emerged the ghost fled.
A space man was observed pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Antelope Creek after midnight.
Genghis Khan was observed scaring folks down at Hardy Riffle very late at night.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen walking through a residence in the neighborhood of Central Point.
An enormous quagga has repeatedly been noticed in a phone booth in Central Point using the telephone.
An martian vacationer from another solar system is often observed howling at the observer to go away in Casey State Park right
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by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Central Point
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Ghost Sightings From Central Point
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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