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A space invader has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances in a Cave Junction area store, striding the aisles.
A huge ape can every now and then be noticed sniveling in Oregon Caves National Monument by the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has often been spotted gazing after midnight by a road sign in Cave Junction.
An alien vacationer from another world has been noticed on a handful of occasions trying to express something by Lime Rock.
A space invader from planet Venus may regularly be spotted in Illinois River Forks State Park before sunrise attempting to snatch something.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can be witnessed frequently by East Fork Illinois River reflecting.
An enormous marmoset has now and then been made out relaxing at a coffee table in a Cave Junction residence moving orbs about.
A lady with a partially transparent body is sometimes perceived staring
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at the water by Pomeroy Dam before sunrise.
A large chilling dragon has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances flying over French Flat on a dark night.
The ghost of a man having on a police outfit was seen around midnight studying Allen Gulch in detail. The ghost waved to the onlooker.
The ghost of an old man with a large
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gray mustache appeared up on Elder Mountain going nuts. When the ghost was noticed it vanished into the air. One of the people who live here determinedly says that this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Cave Junction in the past. One thing is for guaranteed, it is indisputably a frightening spirit that you don't want to run into late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cave Junction
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Ghost Sightings From Cave Junction
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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