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These are some lies we made up about Cascadia.
The spirit of a man having half his head lost can every so often be noticed reflecting beside Lower Soda Falls at night.
A space man from the cosmos has repeatedly been seen hauling a dead body across the dirt in Cascadia State Park at midnight.
A big menacing dragon is regularly seen redistributing orbs around in Cascadia State Park by the ranger station.
A headless female has been said to have been observed on numerous instances at the stroke of midnight staring over Dundon Flat. One of the folks who live here steadfastly declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Cascadia in the past.
The ghost of an eleven feet high colossal guy can regularly be observed on the peak of Buck Mountain very late at night staring at the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Cascadia
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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