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These are some lies we made up about Cascade Locks.
A gargantuan dog can now and then be witnessed glugging down water mid stream in Camp Creek.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been witnessed smoking a cigar down near the water at Anderson Point.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering across Benson Plateau.
A space invader from another solar system may regularly be seen hauling a headbone down next to Cascade Spring very late at night.
The alien commander of a flying saucer may be seen very frequently floating in the air like a blimp in Cascade Locks.
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Ghost Sightings From Cascade Locks
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Ghost Sightings From Cascade Locks
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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