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These are some lies we made up about Canyon City.
The ghost of a delivery man has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions around midnight exploring Blue Gulch in detail. People who have observed this phantom allege this phantom enjoys terrifying foolish people who have the nerve to disrupt the serenity in Canyon City. In any case, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship may be witnessed often looking at folks in a Canyon City mobile home through a keyhole.
A female shape has every now and then been observed in Kam Wah Chung State Park very late at night hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock.
The spirit of a gentleman carrying a sword is now and then observed in a desolate neighborhood close to Canyon City. Local people allege that this phantom likes scaring foolish people who come trying to find phantoms in Canyon City.
An alien from planet Jupiter is known to have been noticed on a few occasions mailing a packet at a Canyon City post office.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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