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These are some lies we made up about Cannon Beach.
A giant impala may be spotted very often traveling on a mare next to a road near Cannon Beach.
An enormous jaguar has once in a while been observed at a pay phone in Cannon Beach talking on the telephone.
An old knight's armor with no person inside is every now and then witnessed in Arcadia Beach State Park at night going bananas.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy has been perceived on several occasions washing a blood-splattered cloth in Hoover Spring in the early morning hours.
An alien from space may once in a while be noticed hollowing out a crater by Sea Lion Rock Arch.
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Ghost Sightings From Cannon Beach
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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