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An extraterrestrial explorer from space is repeatedly made out dispatching a letter at a Canby post office.
A female's body with a rat's head can frequently be spotted conversing into the air as if someone else was nearby. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter before dawn.
A gargantuan coati may be perceived over and over again walking a Collie after midnight on a murky Canby road.
A space invader from space has sometimes been spotted staring through residence windows in Canby in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial is now and then witnessed watching television in a Canby living room at night.
The Gingerbread Man has been said to have been witnessed on many instances on a Canby road late at night.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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