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These are some lies we made up about Canby.
A space invader from another world has been witnessed on a small number of occasions smoking a pipe in 13th Avenue City Park before sunrise.
A big chilling ogre can occasionally be witnessed laundering a blood-splattered jacket in Fish Eddy around midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft has regularly been seen reading a magazine in New Era Bar late at night.
A colossal gopher is repeatedly seen at midnight gazing across Barlow Flats.
A space man from planet Saturn has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions by Bachert Creek carrying a skull.
A fairly see-through guy dressed as the skipper of a oil tanker can repeatedly be witnessed staring at the water by Aamodt Flashboard Dam on a dark night. One of the local residents determinedly alleges that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Canby long ago. Whatever folks say, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to
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bump into at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large vicuna has every so often been spotted relaxing on the floor in a trailer in Canby.
A space alien from another world is once in a while perceived struggling to grab something beneath a streetlight in Canby.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been
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seen on several instances marching from building to building at midnight on a Canby residential road.
A large terrifying phantom was made out searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Canby home in the early morning hours before sunrise. The phantom did not seem to be worried by the onlookers. One thing is for sure, this phantom undoubtedly is frightening; one that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to come across.
A Pterodactyl emerged sitting at the kitchen counter in a Canby home.
The ghost of a bound up guy materialized appearing menacing near the entrance to Bald Peak State Park. When the spirit was spotted it faded away into the night.
The spirit of a hobo was distinguished gazing at folks in a Canby building through a keyhole. Scared by the bystanders the ghost fled into the shadows. Whichever way, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The spirit of an aged hag has regularly been observed in a secluded spot next to Canby. In any event, it's a menacing phantom that
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should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Canby
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Ghost Sightings From Canby
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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