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A space invader from Pluto was perceived on a Camp Sherman street late in the night.
The ghost of a waitress was made out gazing at the water by Big Three Creek Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is seen frequently in close proximity.
A space invader from the cosmos has regularly been distinguished on the pinnacle of Black Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing at the sight.
A space man is often made out in Metolius Research Natural Area at midnight attempting to state something.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions scrambling out of Black Butte Swamp drenched in dirty water after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Camp Sherman
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Ghost Sightings From Camp Sherman
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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