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These are some lies we made up about Buxton.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head materialized shining a light in Banks-Vernonia State Trail at midnight. There have been further stories involving this ghost in the area.
A very large hog was perceived exploring Cedar Canyon in detail at night.
A space invader from planet Mars has regularly been spotted drinking water from Normandin Spring at night.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is frequently spotted up on the highest spot of Bald Mountain appearing frightening.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer may repeatedly be perceived before sunrise floating by on Bateman Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Buxton
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Ghost Sightings From Buxton
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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