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These are some lies we made up about Brownsville.
A sasquatch can repeatedly be witnessed at Brownsville Dam at midnight reading a newspaper.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her heart can be witnessed very often gripping a cranium next to a streetlight in Brownsville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has every so often been noticed in Dinwiddie Valley at the stroke of midnight crying.
A female having the head of a demon is every now and then spotted staring in Brownsville State Wayside on a dark night. A local resident argues that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Brownsville resident. Whatever people express, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extremely large baboon is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances strolling from building to building on a dark night on a Brownsville avenue.
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What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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