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These are some lies we made up about Brookings.
A man having the head of a demon has frequently been seen trying to articulate something in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Brookings. In any event, it's a chilling phantom that you do not want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal okapi has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions flickering a lantern right by Azalea State Park.
Socrates can regularly be perceived staring down into the water at Chetco Cove in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant turtle may be spotted very often at Brookings Log Pond Dam late in the night shuffling orbs about.
A somewhat decayed human dead body has sometimes been noticed looking chilling up on the pinnacle of Black Mound. Folks argue that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Brookings local resident.
A female in flames, grasping a fuel bottle is now and then observed examining Ostenbery Bar in detail on a dark night. A man who lives here
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argues that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Brookings a long time ago.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is known to have been witnessed on one or two instances taking a moonlight-hour swim at Harris Beach. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that any normal person
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would not want to meet.
A lady with a sea-green face can every so often be spotted staring across Gray Flat at midnight. Whatever folks utter, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that should be let alone.
A massive chamois has frequently been distinguished scraping out an opening by Gilbert Creek.
A space alien from Venus is often witnessed giving a conducted exploration of Black Point to a cluster of ghosts late in the night.
An ET from another galaxy can repeatedly be noticed trashing a book in Kamph Memorial Park at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large horse may be perceived time and again looking for a book beside Alder Spring before sunrise.
The spirit of a mail carrier has now and then been made out staggering through a building in Brookings.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship is from time to time perceived riding on a camel alongside a road outside Brookings.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions staggering through a trailer
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right next door to Brookings.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookings
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Ghost Sightings From Brookings
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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