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These are some lies we made up about Broadbent.
The ghost of a hobo came into sight burying a body by a large rock in Albert H Powers Memorial State Park before sunrise. When the observer emerged the phantom ran away. Whatever folks articulate, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a young woman covered in blood was made out up on Cribbins Hill reading a pamphlet. The appearance of the witness alarmed the phantom who then vanished. One thing's for sure, this is an unfriendly ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A large scary ogre became visible flinging rocks into the flowing water at Baker Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft was perceived checking out Marsters Rock around midnight.
A gentleman with a large hole through his upper body was witnessed gazing next to Mullen Spring at the stroke of midnight. The ghost spoke about revenging a homicide. People who have witnessed this phantom declare this phantom may very well be a celebrated yesteryear inhabitant of Broadbent.
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Ghost Sightings From Broadbent
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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